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Talking Frog

An eighty year old man was out fishing one day when he heard a voice. Knowing no one was around he just thought he was hearing things. Once again he heard psst- psst hey you. The man looked around and saw a frog in the water. The man said, are you talking to me? The frog said yea, pick me up. So the man picked the frog up. Now kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. The man proceeded to put the frog in his coat pocket. Pretty soon the man hears the frogs muffled voice again. He reaches into his pocket and retrieves the frog. Hey, didn't you hear me? I said kiss me and I will turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen! No thanks said the man, at my age I would rather have a talking frog.

Current Joke Rating: 7.91 with 80 votes
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Terri | Posted: April 28, 2009

Clever joke that is very funny.

FLBOB | Posted: May 28, 2006

Wouldn't it be great if the frog had a sister!! Then he could have one of each!!!

Betts | Posted: October 18, 2005

Punch line could use more punch

g | Posted: April 25, 2004

its ok not great could be funnier.