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Promises to Wife

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."

Current Joke Rating: 8.64 with 326 votes
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Malley | Posted: October 15, 2009

Thats what i would have done.

earl | Posted: April 27, 2008

I love the jokes and the wife too. But she likes to fish also when its warm. sS its winter fishing galore.

cody | Posted: April 4, 2008

it was very amusing LMAO

Cindy | Posted: January 3, 2008

I love honesty.

rustydog | Posted: December 27, 2006

perfect

Tory | Posted: June 25, 2006

Sam you only posted thumbs down since its happenend to you....

Sparky | Posted: October 18, 2005

Sam doesn't like the joke because he's the guy that had to build a deck.

Tit-Annik | Posted: June 22, 2005

Great one!

Sam | Posted: June 4, 2005

it was ok but not great

chris | Posted: June 11, 2003

It's very amusing! I uhhhhhhh like it!