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Drunk Trout Fisherman

A drunk trout fisherman is fishing a small stream after hiking far into the woods. He has to go to the bathroom really bad. He pulls his pants down and squats down to go. Just then he hears some fisherman talking as they come closer to him. He reaches out and grabs the first big leaf to wipe himself. Bad luck it's a skunk cabbage leaf. The fisherman are coming closer so he hops into a thick bush so as not to be seen. More bad luck, nettles are stinging him you know where. When he gets home later that day he moans as he sits down on his favorite recliner. His wife comes into the room spraying air freshener and says "Now dear next time leave the beer at home and bring some Charmin with you."

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