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How to hunt polar bear with peas

Go to the store and buy a can of sweet peas. Go out on the ice. When you find a good spot, cut a hole about 3 feet in diameter through the ice. Open the can of peas and place one about every three inches around the outside of the hole.

When a polar bear comes up to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.

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D | Posted: July 31, 2007

we're absolutly p!ssing with laughter