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God has a Permit

Jesus, Moses and God are fishing in a boat together. Jesus gets the first bite and lo and behold reels in a Monkfish. "How appropriate for you Jesus" says Moses. Next to catch a fish is Moses and lo and behold it's a Jewfish. "Amazingly appropriate for you Moses" says Jesus. God then gets a strike and lands a Permit. "How is that appropriate father?" Jesus asks God. Just then a fish and game officer pulls up in his boat and asks "Just checking to see if you fellas have your permits" he says. Jesus and Moses don't have one. God reaches in the live well and pulls out his Permit with a big smile on his face.

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