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Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping

  
The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After their tent is all set up, they fell sound asleep.

One hour later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo-Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially millions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?"

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo-Sabe, you dumb ass. Someone stole tent."

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Nunzio | Posted: June 13, 2006

I sent this out with our fishing bulletin. All the guys thought it was a real spit-up laugh-along joke!

ed vartanian | Posted: February 14, 2005

Just proves white men fart smellers, uh I mean smart fellers.


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