Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: Any luck?
Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday, he boasts.
Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am? asks the stranger.
Well, meet the new game warden.
Oh, gulped the fisherman. Well, do you know who I am?
Meet the biggest liar in the state!