Blond Chaos rules! How many hot Blonds does it take to break a heart?

First lilting opening chords to Eric Clapton's "After midnight ' drift in to sleepy castle ears as the 9am wake up music bounces off grey slate walls of Fletcher Quill's Northern Ireland Castle retreat Raven's Haven... In an attempt to neutralize Blond chaos of night before Quill asked staff to play only old school Chicago Blues till noon time...

" I still can't believe you had the audacity to bring that beautiful Fowl Mouthed Frisco Bitch ( FMFB, Baby!) into our castle you Old Famous Fool!" ( OFF!)

" Our castle pumpkin? Now before you get that black string thong in a bunch again La Sharon. Here is the final 411 on my hotty import. If the Peace Temple is not properly activated by Mutha Superia Serena, my ancient ass may pay a high fee. Kabish Princess. Now you make nice with her or you and I have an impasse!"

" Ok, Ok, if she starts that Gucci bag Tude Bullsh-t again I will have her perfect ass for breakfast! I'm out of here at 11am copter pick up. Be gone two months Quill, if you and this little Blond cupcake start doing the wild thing keep her out my wardrobe please. She can wear her own black snap camisole by the fire place hey Fletcher? Does she like nylons, lipstick, very short habits or whatever they call those hideous rags they wear!"

" Stop, she is a NUN for heavens sake Sharon, I don't bang Nun's hun! Besides after the Peace Temple meetings it may be go time for General Quill. I have left everything to you, Timba especially, know you love my cat, where is he, Timba, Timba?"

Timba Quill's 8year old best friend Feline Domesticus Abyssinian strolls in cool as a long neck brewski on a hot summer day. He launches onto Quill's lap and the love fest begins. Woman come and go, Timba and Fletcher occupy their own sacred human/cat scape... ( Catscape Websters??? Huh, ah yeah that fits nicely!)

" How is my best pal Timba, Timba, Timba..."

" You and that silly spoiled bad tempered cat, never saw anything like it. He acts like you old man JYD tendencies. Staff tried to change his water while he ate dinner last night, he swiped the Hell out of Reeves left hand!"

" Serves him right, Timba takes no poo poo like you. Going to get nuts around here this morning, General's coming in, you leaving, Peace Temple activation, Duke Parker and Sister Serena, better get up and at it!"

" Excuse me Sir, your attention is needed in the tying room. Our latest guest is deep into your feathers.."

Quill bolts pulling on his robe up the spiral staircase hitting the double doors with Timba two steps behind..

" Sister Serena up early dear? You must understand these feathers are rare and expensive. They do look lovely in your hair though..( Darker roots Quill can't help but notice Home girl? Carpit match the drapeola's baby cakes?) I see you draped feathers on my plants, I like that application sweet, peaceful."

" I'm enthralled have never imagined birds this color texture, vibrant almost alive!

Why have people not used them as ornamentation Fletcher? Does Sharon come in here and has she forgiven my nastiness? HONESTLY, ( Rubbing her hands again ) I didn;t mean to freak her out!"

" You have made an impression young lady. Now how about we sample some of this high grade Tai Stick Keith left for me. Lets smoke a bowl and conversate. ( Quill's hand made five foot Hooka is fired and the hose past to SS who takes a huge toke and smiles......" ( Hooka built by Afghani tribesmen, resplendent in jewels and feathers....) As the Masters's right hand finds it way under SS's Habit...

" Now then SS, lets get down to GOLD Tacks and hard facts. Before I forget here is a little brain treat from Uncle Quill, 150 mikes of pure Owsley. Slam that down wait twenty minutes and I'll see you for breakfast." ( Let the games begin Baby!!~~!!!!!!!)

" Dam, that Tai is mean my wonderful host. Us both growing up in San Francisco and so forth is like family. Can I have another tiny hit? Can we go up to the roof before breakfast? Your castle reminds me of my home in SF near Cliffhouse Pont Lobos. Kinda looks like your castle and the roof view divine, we call it Wolf House... ( rubbing her hands together ala cute seal like again and again...)

" Lets go sweety, wait is that John Lee Hooker and Howlin Wolf doing, " My Baby gives it away every day!" That Tai kicks butt."

Quill and Sister Serena begin rolling with the music together sorta, " My Baby, gives it away, every day, babe......." ( Brain food about to kicks in!)

Just when the romantic ambiance could not get tighter then Hilleries Presidential purse in March several hundred 12 inch Fairies all rubbing their hands together just like Mutha Supeira when the sound of leaving chopper break the mood? Its wayyyyy tooooo cute........

" Honestly how dare you make fun of a sister Homey under the influence of what the Hell was that acid tab you gave me called again, I have flashes of me cheer leading in some Filmore district liquor store parking lott circa 1994? Hey was that another one of your Fairies I just saw speaking Italian and carrying a neon sign that say's, " I'm in THE PRIVATE MODE! " making fun of me again hey Quill?"

" Hold on their little miss innocent, you seem to have the same basic Blond genetic flaws like Sharon and my other fifty hotty Blonds I have had the privilege to bang repeatedly as I will be banging you dear shortly. The main flaws are, " I'm never at fault or to blame for the effects of my unbelievable beauty and spell like effect on dumb ass men in general! And I'm entitled to every consideration as all woman hate me because I'm so fine and of course I must always be center of attention even if it means throwing a fit to have my own way. Now have I covered all of it other the then whole narcissistic syndrom ala blond clothing, Black short skirts, nylons, lipstick dripping, screaming,pleading, please, please fu-k me please with every step...."

" Well said Sir, may I sit on your lap while we discuss the finer aspects to your elaborate theory?"

" I wonder if that was our little pissed off Hollywood galpal who just coptered out of here for two months or ???"

Timba crawls up on Sister Serena's perfect lap as the new mistress of Raven's Haven feels the accepting purrrrrrrr of the Master's best friend....

Six blissful hours breeze by as the Master teaches not only the Kama Sutra in great painstaking erotic detail! He has taken the 30ish Homey ultra hotty Nun on the Eros ride of a life time.......

" Please Quill, please on my mothers name allow me to come up for air and shower, freshen a bit. My goodness its been non stop with you. Your not popping blue pills, so how does that unit function at such a high rate Sir?" ( hand rubbing together very slowly like a satiated seal.....)

" Go a grab a quick lap in the rain room and get your perfect ass back here for round ten I believe?"

Next Month: Ahhhh, is this a dream for our Boy? Blond Nirvana he is ON A????)