Blond Showdown? Tooooo many Hen's in the Castle?

Keith Richards bids the castle and his friend Quill adieu and catches the morning chopper back to the mainland. As the copter fades away Fletcher catches a slight glimpse of a black clad figure reclining on the castle rocks outside the new Peace Tower?

" Duke is that you Recon Marine?"

" Affirmative General Quill, how's its hanging Marine, been listening to loud ass Blond bitching!"

" La Sharon got the Jack over a little cuty from San Fran due in this morning. This sweet uber hot Nun smacked my F1 and made a serious impression. Her Blondness is livid , thinks a Blond war is unavoidable... You ready to be locked and cocked Marine?"

" Semper Fi Stud, look what is this Peace Temple deal?"

" Came to me in a dream, an Arch Angel told me to build it and find a pure keeper before I meet with opposing General's.If this works, we save young lives, if not my soul is clear and we get it on one more time Marine."

" You turning pacifist Jarhead?"

" Turning tired of killing and all that goes with it Duke, you and I have planted enough fresh spirits Marine. Nitemares are getting technicolor, I have had enough my friend. If this temple can stop or shorten this Mid East mess. You and I know this shoot out will be our last old friend, Hell we had to pull punches to get this shot! I been on the reserved active list like you. This is it, our last time to roll into the Valley of Death, this is the one Marine!"

" You been bleeding Marine green as long as I Irishmen, never heard that brand of chin music.In my mind these bullshit barbarian conflicts will never stop. Its an endless madness war, endless. Have we both almost run our race, maybe. One thing for sure, if we go in and take those youngsters all the way down town, a fee will be paid!"

" I will always bleed Marine Green old friend, all I know is Semper Fi... But, enough blood has run past these eyes, enough last gasps, enough smell of death angels . We both have pushed

Irish luck into insane territory. I will give this Temple a shot, if that tooo cute Nun Serena can activate the vibe and we can influence the opposing General's to back down, walk away? I'm going for it Marine, if not, " Mess With The Best Die Like The rest " Looks like your taking elements of your old boys 3rd Force Recon ,cream of the cream of course all hard core studs battle hardened and very eager to rock with Grey Wolf Dude..."

" Feel Good Buddy, took several jumps 1,4,10,15 thousand feet, qualified on the rifle,shotgun, pistol, hand to hand all the way. All systems ready, if we roll into this thing. Balls to the wall, house to house, you and I take the worst of the three prongs of course,. No more about this around Sharon and the girls pal. Come on in."

Before Quill can get staff working on General Parker's needs, la Sharon lets out an alley cat like scream upon seeing the launch unload a heartbreaking perfect 32 year old pure Blond, Irish noon Sun glistening off that peaches and cream skin as the light catches a face sculpted on a morning when the Supreme Creator wanted to make a statement on mathematical ideal. If all the lines of her face were scanned in a computer absolute perfection would be understood...... Fletcher Quill's life is about to change as the new world order packaged in five foot four inches one hundred 115 pounds of trouble, Blond trouble slowly brings the tablet of new rules like a female Moses with a bad ass attitude....

" Welcome Mutha Superia Serena, my castle is your's staff will get you settled in then lunch and meet the other inmates. Dam, you look fabulous and a little tired."

" long ride Mr. Quill well worth it this castle is amazing and your cat so hansome!"

" Duke, let us conversate while our Nun gets her new habit together my brother. Duke come down for lunch and meet our new talisman Serena."

Cell phone explodes, it's the Cowboy.

" General Quill, is Parker on board yet? Put us on speaker phone in a secure area. Have news, serious news boys. Word just came in from Intel, they have put out a ten million dollar hit reward for either or both of you when you hit the ground. So my feeling Marine's bidness as usual when you and your brothers are surrounded , out numbered, no chance like early Vietnam, late Korea, Mogadishu, Tarawa, Kaison. You boys get nasty and get the ball over the goal post! Personally I feel sorry for the other side, your three prong attack plan looks mean and lean. This is my last call until this thing is done. Your country, your family, your Corp, your President is with you, God speed."

" Thank you Mr. President."

Suddenly loud high pitched screams fill the castle as the Blond Bitches Brew begins to percolate...

" Girls, girls, please what Blond madness has crept into my peaceful castle?"

" Ok Quill, first you breeze this young woman into my house without introduction and I find her up to her chin in my bath salts savoring my private quititude!"

" Oh my God, Honestly Sharon I'm your biggest fan, I can't believe I'm here and about to have lunch with you!" ( While rubbing her hands together like an awfully cute seal!)

" Tell me Sister Serena, how exactly do we lay folk address you?"

" Sister Serena or SS will do nicely thank you. Are you getting ready for another film Ms. Stone?"

" Yes, I will be catching first thing smoking in two days for la La Land. Johnny Depp thinks he has something for both of us, remains to be validated."

" I can't help staring at your skin, its so creamy for a woman your age, amazing! If I did not know better you could pass for 45 or 47 easy!"

" Why you little Frisco fresh thing, what did you say about my age sweety?"

" Oh nothing, just thinking out loud how well preserved you are Ms. Stone. Those high collar mock turtles and basic black make you absolutely timeless?"

La Sharon spits out her lunch soup all over as Duke and Quill go into convulsions holding their stomachs withering on the floor....

" You little tooooo cute monster from lower reaches of Hell! How dare you utter such dribble to my face no less! I'm going to rip your fu-king hair out bitch!"

Sharon launches across the table and is intercepted by General Parker about to take a first bite of his fillet when exploding Blonds change the table scape...

" Oh my God, I didn't mean to flip you out Ms. Stone, Quill could have mentioned your obvious heightened since of age recognition. You really must do something about that awful show biz I rule the world tude your packing in that Gucci Bag Dear. San Francisco may be off the main line, but we ain't dumb, and we ain't into taking any extra poo poo from has been Sillywood B acteress's sweety!. Now if were all warm and cozy I must get some rest before we get into this Peace Temple deal. Do hope we can work out our little peccadilloes dear, till dinner then."

" Parker, did you hear and see what I just saw? Dude, is this a changing of the female guard at Ravens Haven buddy?"

" Man, that little blond ain't taking prisoners, Sharon is freaked and listen to those doors slam. You got blonds bouncing off the walls Cowboy! What you going to do?"

Next Month: Blond Chaos rules! How many hot Blonds does it take to break a heart?