Will Paris and Sharon bond? Will La Sharon kill our hero?

Fletcher Quill and his crew, long dead Abbot Sammy Kinnison, Quill's main other world strategist the one and only Al 666 and last the Glimmer Twin turned flyman Keith Richards are about 200 nautical miles off fog shrouded California coast....

" Sharon sweetheart were about 200 miles from San Francisco getting yet closer to you my cat Timba, my castle, my life.... Oh yes, before I forget we will be receiving castle guest in three days. You may know this poor put upon super star Paris Hilton?"

" Have you lost what's left of that senile brain of your's fly fool? Did you think to ask me first about another Bioooch in my space fool? "

" Wow Pumpkin, hold that meooooowwww..... You two will be thicker then me and Keith! Just imagine late morning intellectual chats about the String Theory, The Lyman Hypophysis and the advantage of buying black string thongs in bulk...."

" Martha Steward was cool I'll admit that moron, this may be all for you fly fool."( nice obscure rock lyric reference hey?)

" Gotta go your Blondness, take deep lung full of your own loveliness and tell me how are the workman doing building my Peace Temple? General Parker and I will be doing pre Marine Recon work in San Fran before heading to the middle east. We both report on the ground locked and cocked with the boys in thirty days precious, so start kissing my Marine General ass and counting your blessings.'

" There you go Mate, Mick and I found out long time ago these model actress types need a short rope once in awhile. I know three Dollies who have asked about you. No worries Mate.'

" Least of my worries. Man those shrooms are excellent Keith, look man before we hit California coastline lets do a quick medley of early Bobby Blue Bland live at the Apollo when Jimmy McCraklin was running with Howlin Wolf... Go ahead you start on lets see. How about we adapt Steve Wonders , Very superstitious " into a very down blues riff Dude. I can easily blow harp like this, ......." ( General Quill's Blues harp playing coming along quite nicely say's his longtime pal Charlie Musselwhite baby!!)

" So Quill old man you got any real plan for our Tear Up Frisco run my main man?"

" Oh yeah, precise plans! First we go directly to my Sea Cliff Mansion and before firing up my 600 horse bad ass F1. We get deep into my new 1 million dollar recording studio and we friggin jam buddy, Carlos Santana may show and Greg Kihn with John lee Hooker's son Jr. , Kenny Wayne Shepard , Velvit revolver guitar killers Duf and his wingman! We be laying down some mean lean shit. Is that a good start!

We rock till we can't talk or play and then wrap your bleeding fingers and we go PARTAY , I got ten vials of pure Oswley Purple Brain Bender 101.

"Any more questions Glimmer Twin?"

" No worries Mate, just throw in a dozen of those great San Fran restaurants ."

" Sorry Keith, It's the Govonator. Yoo, Man of steel. You let the bird out of her cage?"

" This will cost you fly fool, yeah we bought the sheriff and got her back into Brie and endless Martini's. Like I got nothing but spare time for this bullshit. I turn around her flabby butt is back in the slammer! So now I put her on my own friggin jet and she will be dining in your Irish castle this evening."

" You're a minch, a popusa, we love you. You did good."

" Oh Teddy will have me over for 50 Brandies and movie stories for sure. Maria will be kissing my rock hard buttocks. Got to run, Bruce Dieharder # 10 is coming over to talk sequel investing with the Herr money manager, ta, ta..."

" No sense asking about spare Dollies while back home hey Quilly"

" I brought along an extra stick for you to beat them off with. Oh yeah, I had two Armani suits made and stored for you at the Mansion old friend. You ready to run with the wolf in his home dirt...."

Ambience is broken inside the Chopper cockpit as the red phone rings it's the Supreme Cowboy..........

" What in hell are you boys doing in the middle of the Pacific Ocean while I'm listening to Condo whine about getting no respect in the Middle east cause she's a broad. Hell Madeleine kicked ass remember? Oh yeah, reason I called General Quill, you and General Parker will be officially activated USMC General Command briefed and given your new crew. We have two more Carrier Groups in route. Your three pronged take the city in three days plan is on gentlemen. Your country needs two wild ass street fighten Irish City boys to get this thing done."

" Parker told me he has been training with 50 serious new 2000 yard wonders and he is ready." ready to go."

" We are both anxious to get this on. First San Fran, then my castle and the we go downtown. Has Parker left any messages?"

" He wants all secret meeting to take place at the San Fran Zoo Grizzly Gulch Exhibit that just opened, I gotta go more muddy water to swim in. Behave yourselves in Frisco General Quill, anything I can do?"

"How bout contacting California Highway Patrol and getting complete absolute immunity for life on all roads and freeways, that will save some sweat"

" Ok, done, also you and Parker need any special personal weapons tuned or replaced I have a man in route to San Fran, if you need any cash or whatever just ask? You and I know this downtown deal is Marine Green and deadly, so lets move carefully for you and your country General Quill."

Quill's Hollywood cell phone goes off and a feint plaintive voice echoes......

" Hello, is this Fletcher Quill, the man who has saved my poor pathetic wretched life from nasty, nasty, lesbians?"

" Is this the one and only International Super Star Paris Hilton? Sweety enjoy life at my castle, you and laSharon her Blondness will have sooooo much to rattle on about!"

" Oh my god, have to have my tiny dog sent right away! You don't have any cats do you sir?"

" Only One Timba, he actually owns the castle and lets me stay. He love all animals as I do. So, was it insane in lockup dear?"

" I never even went to the bathroom, everyone wanted a photo op, it was awful just awful! O you think La Sharon would mind if I bring a few extra changes of clothes along?'

" Of course not, keep it under one ton and we are good"

Next Month: Raven's Haven awash in Blondness! How long till the implosion?