His brand new Holiness or rather lowliness Fletcher Quill is spending his early morning unraveling the worlds ten most sacred secrets given to him by his true Holiness the Dali Lama. Quill is in his six room suite surrounded by purring Sera Monastery Siamese cats, while watching one of the CD's titled " Making Gold Secret Number One". In this CD which will self destruct after one viewing! The ancient recipe is divulged, one first attains pure silver from Carson City Nevada, a particular vain of pink quartz, an amount of a particular inert gas. The mixture is then placed under tremendous pressure and in ten days an amount of gold five times the mixture is realized, pure gold! Secret number two explained again in a CD is the secret of immortality.

This CD explains how one can become immortal at any moment of material life by either pure luck or by study or by pleasing the most important fairies, gods, guardian angels or of course by the supreme being... The actual process is simple, one's body and soul is given permission to never die regardless of the situation. The immortal body's ability to regenerate instantly or slowly is manipulated and set free. Of course immortality can be forfeited if any mortal sin is committed.

Fletcher can faintly hear the young Monks and their waking chants, the lilting opening chords to Buddy Guy's " Mustang Sally " echoes throughout the thick walls of Sera Monastery built in the 1400's. The Dali Lama and the senior lama's have allowed Quill to include his own debating subjects for daily debates and choose the ongoing chanting music which for the last 3 weeks has been either early 1900s Chicago Blues, Mississippi Delta Blues, San Francisco 1960s primal psychedelic rock, early 60's British rock ala the Glimmer Twins Keith & Mick.......

Fletcher moves one of the temple cats and begins watching secret tape number three, " Secret to living a perfect life!". In this tape the answer is very simple, one only has to spend every waking and dreaming moment thinking and acting within the guidelines of love, tolerance, generosity, kindness, forgiveness, light heartedness.... If one never leaves this state of continual giving and joy a perfect life will be lived!

Quill pauses to consider how far off the mark his pathetic grave robbing existence has been and what on earth has allowed a total heathen creep like him to be privy to these secrets? The cell phone rings its her High Blondness La Sharon, " " Sharon sweety, miss you like cold vanilla ice cream! But first I'm now searching through my own traveling reference library reading chapter 6 of John Gradner Young's 1837 treatise on ancient Egyptian Manners & Customs. The aspect of concern is an obscure reference to the boy King Tutankhamen's supposed Royal Wife? Mother? Sister? Friend? Sharon baby I need you to email me these texts found in my secret library codex. First send Ephemerides Novae by Ioannes Stadius published early 1500s, also send my three dimensional Earth replica by 16th Century Master Cartographer Gerardus Mercator, also my first edition Golden Bough and my most coveted hand crafted by old 666 Al Crowly himself " Enochian Alphabet" ( language of Angel's) written in word squares on parchment from Adam & Eve's personal belongings.

" Ok there your lowliness, weirdness. Not trying to hard to be a little tooo obscure on your Hollywood gal pal are we there General?"

" No worries we now begin kite Olympics run up and full demonstration of the free power Pyramid Power Grid system. After which I'm outa here and back to Raven's Haven. So how is my cat Timba?, Ahh sorry Sharon surprise visit from 666, Abbott Sammy and others to be announced I'm sure?"

" Oh how you sometimes disappoint me my crafty shiny newly minted Shaman OHO, you know how I love it when you refer to my own published gems such as maybe second only by my highly touted " Book Of The Law" written in only three quick days or perhaps " The Sword of the Song" called by Christians " Book Of The Beast". One more thing where is your copy of " Dweller in the Abyss"? You call that a literary gentlemen's traveling library indeed my good man!"

" Great, you're here, so where is Abbott Sammy?"

" I have been here for awhile. Very interesting the degree of scholarly vibage between you two spirit Geeks. So when do we get started on the kite Olympics Quill?"

Mean while within the Dali Lama's private Sera Monastery chambers six of the most senior resident lama's are discussing the positive and negative effects of Fletcher Quill's debating questions and his morning chanting Chicago Blues medleys featuring Muddy Waters, Willy Dixon, and the Chicago Blues all stars....

" Your Holiness the debate on whether hot blonds can have maintain relationships with other hot blonds was enlightening! Though the debate topic " Is American Pop Music dead?" quite stimulating."

" Yes, we must all be patient and allow our young monks to be exposed to a more complex value system based on what night Paris Hilton does or does not wear panties?"

" Point taken Ronpoach, yes American contemporary culture is about as deep as Brittany Spears reading list. We will allow your new OHO ( Outer Head of Order ) to fowl our air a bit longer your Holiness, it is grand to see you again. Please join us in making a Mandela in celebration."

" Did you truly permit Mr. Quill access to the worlds most secret of secrets your Holiness?"

" Yes of course, our Fletcher Quill is already aware of more secrets then all of us my son..."

" Now let us adjourn to the laboratories where both pyramid energy grids and this incredibly strong light weight cloth that must come from another world?"

In the Sera Monastery most famous of the legendary Yellow Hat sect located at the foot of Tatipu Hill about 3 kilometers from Potala Palace a four story edifice known as Coqen Hall is now set up as fully operational testing labs to see exactly what 666, Quill and his nasty associates have conjured or discovered? Sera Monastery was built by Sakya Yeshe a disciple of the great Tsong khapa known as Dharma King of great mercy! Fletcher Quill's gang of semi resident spook's, spirit's, energy's or whatever's that follow him seem to be mingling easily as if they were all back in Haight Ashbury circa 1967 Junish...

The Monastery is also famous for it's three Zhacangs ( Tantric teaching college's ), in a small gathering space near the Zhacangs a group of novice monks consider Quill's effect on their daily routines...

" Jonsu it makes much since for us to debate death of American Pop culture because that looming country still leads the world!"

" Yes point taken Yang, though the old master Lama's seem hard pressed to continue tolerating this western Shaman of quite dubious character. If his pyramid energy grid actually produces clean unlimited free energy it will change the world."

" This morning I heard the adults speaking of the miracle of the magic cloth? What is this magic cloth?"

Stay tuned for next episode - How long will Lama's hang with Quill? Is it all going to Quill's tiny head?