The Mongolian fly fishing expedition is now encamped upon the banks of the sacred lower Egiin Gol River in the remote upper reaches of the Baikal watershed. This area known for both it's colorful nomadic peoples and its heavy forested areas once thick with tigers and many extinct animals. Early man hunted herds of bison with bow and arrow and spear, often running herds into deep pits dug as traps or over cliffs whatever got the job done and meat on the table baby... The river is noted for it's crystal clarity and abundance of large fish eager to taste foreign flies perhaps of the Hollywood Famous Pubic hair streamer variety?

Quill did not sleep at all listening to the incredible bird, cricket sounds serenading the camp as the group spent the night finally camped on the banks of the Egiin Gol River, sweet smells of Frankensence incense mixed with ancient cedar drift in and out. The first eye soothing surreal specter to greet the fifty year old birthday boy Marine reserve General, Secretary of the Interior and new best friend and traveling partner of the Dali Lama, fly tier supreme, internationally known grave robber, blond appreciator, fly fisher, art, cat, rock, blues, Ferrari lovin San Francisco fairy underground, demonologist, astronomer, microscopist biologist, blond expert is about to hear from his adoring associates, acolytes, girl friends, world leaders, etc........

First morning visual is the half inch feast dance and general revelry gamboling scene transpiring on Quill's pillow as his eye's open! King Oberon King of all fairies his main boy Robin Good Fellow have built a micro replica stream Fletcher caught huge Brown trout in a northern Yosemite remote area. The tiny stream has many fine trout and is completely accurate. The faerie King an old friend and ally has another 50th ( episode or ahh Birthday gift)... He hands Quill five tiny crystal containers containing the first breath of each of his deceased beloved cats, Jack, Pan, Ace, and others now preserved in their essence. Quill is instructed in the short spell he can read out loud any time he wants one or all of his beloved cats to re activate into life form for one hour at a time, he can cast the mortal activation spell as many times as he wishes and never have to grieve for his best friends ever again..

" Thank you so much King Oberon, you know how much love I have for these innocent sweet creatures I miss so much, so what is the chance of getting my Mom's essence or maybe Duke Parker's or Brain Jones's, or Elvis or Sinatra, or Patton, or King Midas, or Merlin, or Copernicus, or de Tocqueville or Orson Wells ?????. "

" Yes, you dream on Mr. Fletcher Quill in your half awake waking in a foreign place bliss, here you have the immortal essence's of your best friends and we will add Timba when and if he ever goes. This is our gift to you for your life long fifty years working for us and many other- worldly projects. This Pyramid Power Grid technology will change mankind into peaceful easy living characters along with many other spiritual genetic changes about to obliterate all known religions. You must understand Fletcher you have been allowed into our inner circle because we know you have much secret information on the essence of life already! The Pope, myself and the Secret Chiefs have decided to bestow the rank O.H.O. Outer Head of the order.

In plain language Fletcher you are now a fully ordained Shaman who will be given all the secrets of life, spirit, death and invention toward the greater good.

From this moment on you will possess by the power of Magic Robe and Topaz seeing jewel, you and your cat Timba will become immortal and a senior among the Secret chiefs. "

Quill looked out of his multi colored tent and see's his Holiness has created with his monk's a special fifty year Mandela in his honor as the smells of yak pan cakes and wild boar sausage beckon the weary world traveler about to activate his satellite news, e-mail dish hook up while hot black tea, cocoanut milk and French pastry with wild flower, Mongolian honey cakes are spread in front of him......

" My humble thanks to you most Holy Dali Lama, I have news for you sir as well. The spirit of Aleister Crowley 666, Abbott of the San Francisco Golden Gate Park underground Faerie world Sammy Kinnison, Tommy Netzband ghost hunter supreme www.hauntedhaight.com, Terry Kennedy international gangster, Shelly Simon his twisted Queen of hearts are united in spirit giving you your Holiness the secret kite making cloth formula and the exact plans for the endless cheap power system known as pyramid power grids. With these tools Tibet will always win the International Kite Olympics and control the free power plans that will save man kind by solving the energy issue once and for all time. A call comes in from the Pope.

" Good morning your Holiness."

" Mr. Quill, I have just left a humbling International Council Of Foot in Mouth with Mel Gibson, your California Governator and his " Hot Blooded " apology and of course my own nasty comments about that eastern radical bunch. Happy birthday sir, looks like your now kinda one of us high holy men there Fletcher. Soooo this will get as interesting as that 50th episode of Fletcher Quill I saw on satellite last night! Gotta run, more foot in mouth training with Mel and the boys. Oh yeah how about that Bobby Brown DTB his girl Whitney, he just Dumped That Bi---".

The Mongolian morning sun rises as more 50th Birthday activities overwhelm the newly ordained Holy Man, Marine General, Sec Of Interior, friend of the low, high and famous now fields a cell call from his Queen as another great Egiin Gol River hatch goes off here comes a reality check... Just before the maps are laid out for the mornings fly action, it's her blondness!"

" Sharon sweety just call me your Holiness as of this morning dear."

" Holiness huh, listen oh spiritual birthday boy, your Hollywood Famous female pubic hair streamer sets, composed of samples left by Jennifer, Selma, Paris, Angelina, have sold out at ten thousand a set. Orders keep coming in every day, what do I tell these crazy ass fly fishers so desperate for these obscene flies you tied you pathetic moron, I mean your High Holiness pathetic moron! So what do I tell me these looser desperate rich fly fishing Geeks Fletcher?"

" Sweeeet! My sweety, I'll get back to you about those orders. Much Birthday merriment to savor hope you and Timba are happy, ta-ta. Oh ahh wish you were here pumpkin, lets work on that ugly street chin music you keep yodeling your blondness, your no rapper, just terribly fetching says your Fletcher.... Ta ta, hugs for you and Timba, I have Birthday booging to get to."

" First order for my Mongolian Expeditionary team is prepare to be on the water fly fishing in one hour gentlemen, we have to move on toward the Sera Monastery, how far are from there your Holiness?"

" A ways, lets enjoy this river, oh yes, here is another cell call from a Mr. Richards?"

" Keith dude, this place is whacked as whacked as bobby and Whitney call it a day buddy? So how goes the tour and Mick's bad throat and your sore head and so forth dude? "

' Tours is killin em mate, we are all into the Buddy Guy 1991 album " Dam right I sing the blues" We got your boy Gary Hunter's Blues Band opening all over China with us, maybe we will see you in Tibet, we go to Shanghai in three days then Beijing. So have you heard from Eric or B, B, or any of your blues brothers except me dude?"

' You will do quite nicely pal, yeah we will hook up in couple of days, soon we are Sera Monastery bound for International Tibet Kite Olympics Kick off which your invited to of course."

Quill glances at note handed to him by Jive Boy just in from Cowboy, "Mr. Secretary DNA match on General Duke Parker does not match, repeat does not match. He is still alive!"

Stay tuned for next episode - Dukester still kicking? Birthday Boy now legit Shaman? Next up Tibet Kite Olympics.