The semi holy triad plus one his most High Holiness the Dali Lama, Glimmer Twin Keith Richards, General Duke Parker USMC Sniper active and their host Fletcher Quill rock back and forth as Quills' beautiful restored cabin cruiser slaps the Irish Sea, Castle Raven's Haven straight ahead..... As the launch approaches Timba Quills's Abyssinian Cat and best friend leaps from his masters arms and bolts up the gang way, a blur as he flies into his castle home at last... Before the weary travelers reach the castle entrance they begin to hear the lilting sounds of Donavan singing his hit " Hurty Gurty Man Singing Songs of Love." standing in the soft morning light is our hostess international film legend Sharon Stone dressed in a simple flowing white dress three gold wash basins filled with rose and lotus blossoms in preparation for her welcoming home ceremony much like Alexander the Great experienced after raping and pillaging....

" Duke, savor this sight my friend our little Sharon won't be docile for long."

" My Goddess you are a vision for over worked eyes, my heart beats with rapture my love!"

" My Master and guiding spirit your castle has been empty and quiet in your long absence, let my hands wash the time and dust from your feet. A feast has already begun as your old friends the invisible surfer's Jive Boy and Jason Aki await your presence..."

Quill and his guests cross the ancient moat and ascend to the castle portal as Quill's favorite Frankensene essence along with Donovan's haunting voice welcome the Master back.

" Master as I wash the dust from your feet my heart burst with joy, this castle has been as quiet as Thor since your parting."

" My love you humble me in front of our guests, let me introduce his High Holiness The Dali Lama and my old Marine buddy General Duke Parker."

" Jive Boy, Jason Aki, I mean the King, excuse sir!"

" Ahh that's Ok there Mr. Quill, man this place reminds me of Graceland man. The Colonel has got to get me a castle."

" Quill, long time no see Dude? Did you hear about Jason and I killing them at this year's Maverick's in Half Moon Bay California. We were frigging awesome and completely invisible of course!"

" Master before the feast begins, you have many cell calls waiting response, a man named Abbott Sammy?, Kite Flying Olympic's gang leader's Tommy Netzband, Terry Kennedy or T-Man and some infamous woman artist named Shelly Simon?"

" Thank you my dear, after Timba and I rest and refresh, let the feast begin my friends..."

" Oh I almost forgot Master one particular cell call from a gentlemen who calls himself son of the Beast 666, a Mr. Randall Gair? A curious call as he was very interested in attaining your help in reclaiming his father's first most sacred residence Boleskine, supposedly now occupied by an English rocker named Jimmy Page?"

" Ahhhh yes the Beast, " Do What Thou Wilt" my Grandfather used to visit the Beast when he lived in a place called Netherwood many years ago. He thought this man was guided by the absolute secret society called OTO Ordo Templi Orientis. Thank the Gods he is not here while the Dalo Lama is in repose. Timba and I must rest my love..."

" Master, we have another visitor you will find quite enchanting! My best girlfriend Jennifer from San Diego just bounced out of her position as number one flight attendant because of a little issue with her language skills... Master she is a blond vision of sensuality and quickly will win your heart!"

" I look forward to the feast this evening, better caution your friend Jennifer, Keith and Duke may be a hand full!"

Fletcher and his best pal Timba adjourn to their private suite next to the fly tying tower and begin to unwind after their long absence... Timba turns circles in his custom made extra soft cat bed stuffed with wild flowers and just a pinch of catnip! John Coltrane's " Love Supreme " echoes as cold Irish sea breezes float into both their souls, they are home."

As Quill and Timba drift in and out their first night back at Ravens Haven, Keith Richards and Duke Parker can be heard riffing old blues standards while the Dali Lama, Jive Boy, Jason Aki take their rest...

" Keith how about we get into some Muddy Water's. "

" I remember when Muddy blew into London and Clapton, Bill Wyman, and I ran hard with that old man. He could still do the do baby! After three days of non stop riffing he was up and cranking when we all fell out, that old man could roll the rock round the clock..."

" Sharon we hear your new movie is doing quite well, your beauty has no bounds. Has Raven's Haven been the sanctuary you hoped it would be?"

" My Master created this magic place and I dwell her at his request."

" Dam girlfriend how do we isolate and spread those genetics throughout the gene pool?"

" Excuse me Ms. Stone back in my land your face causes grown men to drop to their knee's worshiping your Goddessness... Will you join me in a tour of this marvelous castle?"

" Yes your Holiness this place is occupied by many otherworldly energy beings. If your startled by their ongoing mischief, be aware they only intend to play their endless games upon those who react adversely!"

" Yes my dear, Fletcher Quill introduced me to his invisible friends in San Francisco. I have much experience in these matters and you will be briefed on our new associate Sorcerer Abbott Sam Kinnison whose world is the vast underground under San Francisco's Golden Gate Park."

" Your friend Jennifer appears to possess her own golden halo, why did our creator triple bless those woman of the blond persuasion so generously?"

As Ravens Haven slips gently into it's night, forces unseen begin to plot and play with concrete realities...

" Oh Master my heart aches with desire and my soul is filled with your fire, let us entwine in sublime oneness..."

" Yes my love your essence never escaped my mind, our time back in the city of my birth was a glorious adventure, especially having his Holiness in our party. In the morning you must give me a complete report of the goings on in my castle during these last weeks?"

Irish night owl's haunt the sea air as the castle's guest's dream of adventures past, Fate moves it's silent hand.....

" Holy molly, better wake up Quill I think we have been invaded by those ghosts of his, I see the name John Dee Queens Conjurer written in blood across the library portacol? If that aint spooky enough who is this Aleister Crowly character who keeps singing, " I got you under my skin " over and over? Which suite is he residing in?"

" I heard that as well Duke, before my exile we had the same spirits asking to be allowed into my inner chambers. I know of this John Dee and Mr. Crowly known as the worlds most wickid man! I fear our host has connections in worlds even I feel humbled by."

" It must be the advent of your International Kite Flying Olympics your Holiness, the god's are jealous and..."

Out of the dark night suddenly appears two black clad figures, around them swarm countless images of Fletcher Quill's beloved cat Timba, as mist envelops the time and space travelers the Goddess and her Master appear....

" My friends you are now in the presence of the most powerful spirits ever to grace this castle, it seems we are about to be illuminated by those who work with Arch Angels..."

Stay tuned for next episode - Is Timba now in the hands of the dark ones or has Ravens Haven become spirit haven?